parents: "schools easy"
me: "can you help me on this homework problem"
parents: "idk that shit its hard lmao"

juilan:

deerpong:

juilan:

deerpong:

Nobody wants me I’m expired milk

Sometimes expired milk is okay but only after a week but sometimes my grandfather drinks it when it’s really expired because he no longer can taste anything because he’s like 87.

I’m so glad at least your grandpa wants me tell him to hmu for a date

He said no

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

the-reichenbach-blues:

somebody put this on a fucking t shirt

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

yesbreathingisnice:

he looks so pleased with himself and that makes me happy

vercxce:

My internet was down for 5 minutes so i went downstairs and spoke to my family

They seem like nice people

And the sound of the cries when a family’s loved one dies
It echoes through a vacant room where a young soul still resides

When the night is cold and you feel like no one knows
What it’s like to be the only one buried in this hole..

A Week Without Regrets / Day 2: LYRICS

outcense:

outcense:

"you’re gay/bi? I’m sorry but like… how do I know you won’t have a crush on me?" because you just said that

im glad this post is still a thing

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

severalbadpunslater:

severalbadpunslater:

The marines better watch out cause here come the Primary Color Kids!

The Navy’s response is swift and merciless

severalbadpunslater:

severalbadpunslater:

The marines better watch out cause here come the Primary Color Kids!

The Navy’s response is swift and merciless

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.

senorhoudini:

when your parents tell you your relatives are coming over.