advice-animal:

My girlfriend got her wisdom teeth out and started her period both on the same dayhttp://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

My girlfriend got her wisdom teeth out and started her period both on the same day
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

As a guy in the army, this is what I expect to happen any day now.http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

advice-animal:

As a guy in the army, this is what I expect to happen any day now.
http://advice-animal.tumblr.com/

coolcatseatcake:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.

coolcatseatcake:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

me-myself-and-will:

carrot0nesie:

ladies and gentlemen, the american education system

My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.

this is basically any public school in the world tbh

My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.

memehumor:

FATALITY!http://memehumor.tumblr.com

Shulk confirmed!

Siri…… cancel my three o’clock and access sexy_boob.exe
omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.

tiannan:

tiannan:

slam me against the wall and penetrate my bellybutton

that’s how it works right?