My girlfriend got her wisdom teeth out and started her period both on the same day
As a guy in the army, this is what I expect to happen any day now.
ladies and gentlemen, the american education system
My school apparently ran out of toilet paper a few weeks ago and my Spanish teacher was telling the girls to keep a roll in their purses and the guys to keep a roll in our backpacks. North American Education system.
this is basically any public school in the world tbh
My old school, we had no tissues in classrooms, we had no soap, you had to pay for forks at the canteen, there was only one water fountain. It was a bloody private school.
So I finally caught him in the act of escaping
Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.